I just called about a used Honda S2000 and talked to a York County (this is where someone supposedly got caught screwing a sheep (edit...used to say "screwing a sheet"....DUH) at the York fair) used car salesman....73k miles on it - "runs like a raped date" good shit!

The guy had no idea who i was, and we only talked for about 30 seconds...... I guess people really are ass-backwards in certain parts of the world!

 

That's F'ed up!

He must be an ex con now in sales.

 

Actually, Scot, I was in your neck of the woods on Sat. visiting my parents, and I even think I saw you on the Carlisle Pike. Were you heading up onto 581 (I think that's the road?) in your EVO around 7:00 on Sun.? I was at the light in front of the Bob Evans (mmmmmm...) and saw a guy in a silver EVO a couple car lengths up and thought that may be you since you've commented that there aren't any other EVOs up there. Anyway, based on my short trip, I can absolutely believe it. My wife and I went to a pet store by the Giant off 144 (I'm kinda rusty with the road #s), and damn, you got some interesting looking people walking around up there. I honestly had not remembered there being that many hard-core rednecks up there. It was like another country.

 

This really does help re-inforce stereo types now doesn't it?

 

I think the proper phrase is "...like a raped ape."

 

"Screwing a sheet"

 

sheep maybe but sheet?

 

if it was yesterday (sunday), then it wasn't me... i went to play tennis with my kids at exactly 7:00pm.......

i have now seen the same silver evo 2 times...he has a sunroof and I don't....... if it was saturday...it could have been me... i can't remember that far back.....

that pet store - the owner is the dipshit that froze a sick cat, then while it was still alive, he smashed it's head into a dumpster..... they closed the store that was next to wal-mart (bad publicity when you go killing cats) and reopened by Giant.... he dates a girl across the street from me.... little punk who tries to talk on his cell phone 100% of the time.... parent give him everything....

What were you driving?


[QUOTE]Originally posted by bjohnston
Actually, Scot, I was in your neck of the woods on Sat. visiting my parents, and I even think I saw you on the Carlisle Pike.

 

ahahaha.. i fixed it..... we screw sheep up here....... sheet's are too easy.... sheep give you a workout....

"I was just trying to help it over the fence"...

 

raped date? what does that mean?