Russell Crowe TOFOG tour
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Russell Crowe TOFOG tour
Thirty Odd Feet of Grunts. Whatever that means. Yea, I was there. Scary. My wife was dieing to go so she bought the tickets, waited in front of Stubbs for 3 hours in 100 degree heat. I went to LaFeria and sloshed down a few brewskys before I joined her at 6:30. Doors opened at 7:00 to a rush of hundreds of Crowe horny females trying to get to the stage in the hopes of becoming a Crowe love slave for the night. Jeez what a mess. No chairs. Standing room only. Women were acting worse than sailors in an Asian bar and the stuff comming out of their mouths would make a longshoreman blush. There were entire groupie groups of 40 something females who apparently follow Russell to every gig. Some even travelled from other countries and were planning on making next weeks appearences including flying to the other cities. I couldn't believe it. I lasted through the unplugged jazz front guy, poetry guy, aboriginy dancer guy and maybe three Crowe tunes before I had to get out of the mass. By then I had been pushed several women behind my wife and she managed to fight her way to the stage. Oh well so much for the Crowe experience. Guess you gotta be a woman. Sorry but no female artist, no matter who she is, is worth standing in that heat. I'll look at the picture and stick a CD in the player. OH bye the way for those interested, his CD is $50. Unless of course you want the signed one. That will set you back $100. The music? Actually it was the best part. Other than watching all the georgeous sweaty women. Russell your acting is great, singing pretty good, but next time how 'bout some chairs?
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Crowe has a farm a few hours down the road from here near Byron Bay. He was in the paper a while back now for assaulting some guy outside a club who had uttered the words "look, there's Russell Crowe" ... LOL.
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