Sad News About Beer...
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, men should take a long hard look at their beer
consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the
theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down
while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize
when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, men should take a long hard look at their beer
consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the
theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down
while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize
when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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