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Here's an oldie, but a goodie:
The Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," should have said in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace."
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
motherf***in' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have
to kill every motherf***in' stormtrooper in the room... accept no
substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the f*** we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherf***er.
5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What"?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem What the brother gonna
do? He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother F***er."
The Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," should have said in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace."
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
motherf***in' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have
to kill every motherf***in' stormtrooper in the room... accept no
substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the f*** we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherf***er.
5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What"?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem What the brother gonna
do? He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother F***er."
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From: Leyland, Lancs.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tedster
[B]Here's an oldie, but a goodie:
The Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," should have said in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace."
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
[B]Here's an oldie, but a goodie:
The Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," should have said in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace."
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tedster
[B]Here's an oldie, but a goodie:
The Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," should have said in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace."
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
[B]Here's an oldie, but a goodie:
The Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," should have said in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace."
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
