This scares me...a real Bio-nightmare
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Roceye
[B]I'll give them some ideas....how about these Ideas, Biatches :
From the US Military-
"Our forces are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our infantry is trained for any climate and terrain on earth. United States soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons," one radio script reads.
[B]I'll give them some ideas....how about these Ideas, Biatches :
From the US Military-
"Our forces are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our infantry is trained for any climate and terrain on earth. United States soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons," one radio script reads.
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Hi, I'm G.W. Bush, do you know me? Well, even if you don't, I'd like to tell you about an incredible, very important one time offer.
<insert> Have you felt lately that sudden urge to....DUCK and COVER! Then I'd say you're having a problem with fire and steel. Not to worry, for absolutely nothing down we will completely annihilate anything that resembles your military or terrorist personnel and hardware. Our only small one time fee will be the skin of OBL, and all his henchman.
What! You say you can't afford it right now? Well let me tell you! NO PROBLEM, the service is free of charge since we are confiscating OBL financial resources.
This is limited one time offer! Act Fast! NOW! HURRY! Our operators are waiting to take your call. No strings attached! (Maybe a Few GBU28s!) Just Dial 1-800-IGI-VEUP!
Just remember this is a limited one time offer! HURRY ACT NOW! Then you to can be a fun loving, hard working, free country full of joy, understanding, charity and compassion!
For our first few callers we will be giving away free tickets to ......... HELL! Yes it sounds to good to be true, the Hot Spot of the world! Everything free, free FREE and no waiting!
Offer void in all countries except those harboring terrorists.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE you will be assimilated!
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