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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 08:26 AM
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1967: Driving was boring because there was no S2000

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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 08:42 AM
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[QUOTE=kfar09,Nov 15 2007, 10:26 AM] 1967: Driving was boring because there was no S2000

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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Nov 14 2007, 03:15 PM
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun.
1967 - Two cars, two shotguns, two people

2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
2007 - 40 cars, 75 guns, Hundreds of people

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
1967 - 0 cars, 0 guns, No convictions

2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
2007 - 10+ cars, at least 7 guns, 2 convictions

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
1967 - Everyone in town knows what Jeffrey's parent (OMG he only has one?) does.

2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
2007 - Nobody knows exactly which one of Jeffrey's parents signed him up for school, and if you try to figure out what any of them do for a living, they tell you it's none of your damn business.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
1967 - Billy has a dad

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison.
2007 - Where's Billy's mom?

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
1967 - Mark's principal is enjoying the smooth rich taste of Camel cigarette.

2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
2007 - The County DA is enjoying the smooth rich taste of a Cohiba.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
1967 - Pedro stays in the U.S. and enjoys a superior quality of life. That space program is neato.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
2007 - Pedro gives up and moves to his Grandparent's place in Jalisco, as the dollar has gone down the shitter.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
1967 - Ants die.
1967 - Johnny's a little recycler, isn't he?

2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
2007 - The rest of us all sleep better at night as the news reports that the FBI found a potential terrorist cell in our neighborhood. Although, we get a little antsy about the fact that all three were later released. . . and still are able to shop at Best Buy. . . man, do you believe the sale they're gonna have after Thanksgiving?

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
1967 - All the kids know there's no candy in the van.

2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
2007 - There's candy in the van. . . really. . . go ahead. . . come on in.
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by kfar09,Nov 15 2007, 09:26 AM
1967: Driving was boring because there was no S2000

2007:
1967: s800
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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Speaking as someone who was in High School in 1967 what a sad state of affairs we've come to. I went to school in a rural area and it was not unusual for kids to go hunting before school and have the shotgun in the car/truck when they came to school. Hell 3/4 of the male students took off on the first day of firearms deer season...which by the way is today here in Michigan.
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Wildncrazy,Nov 14 2007, 10:33 PM
Speaking as a 1967 grad it hits the nail on the head.
Same here,
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 04:37 PM
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lol
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 06:09 AM
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http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/art...00.html?cnn=yes

[QUOTE]Our times have changed since 1965, when the typical family had a breadwinning father and a stay-at-home mother; now about 20% of families do. Economists warned in 1999 that working parents had 22 fewer hours of family time than they did 30 years before, which set off alarms about neglected latchkey children growing up loose and wild compared with Ozzie and Harriet's
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 09:28 AM
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so true
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 09:36 AM
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