Self ownage
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Self ownage
It all started Memorial Day weekend. My girlfriend and I went to my parents house so we could hang out in the country by the pool and just chill. I ended up having my bff and his wife come out as well as a few other friends so we could have a good time.
Pics of me and my puppy. His name is Harley.
After two long days of laying around in the sun and having a bit too much to drink I was ready to lounge around on Monday inside the house to try and cool off. My girlfriend decided that was a terrible idea and that we should go to a lake in Denton. We live about twenty minutes away from the lake, Roy Rodgers or something I believe. I finally caved in and we headed out there to hang out with her friends.
The lake.
We finally met up with her friends around 6:00 at the lake. Turns out all these moronic kids have been cliff jumping all day. It's about a twenty foot fall, and what we're guessing fifteen feet of water. I thought it was the dumbest shit I'd ever seen, but Kalie insisted that she try it. "Everybody else is doing it", she said. I told her that it's not a very good idea, but she didn't listen.
Well, she jumped off the cliff. I looked down to see where she landed, and I saw sand at the surface of the water. Then she popped up and said "I hit the bottom, my foot is broken."
"Great" I think to myself as I'm hauling ass down to go grab her up out of the water. Long story a little shorter we arrive at the hospital at 8:00 and don't leave until 2:00, got home at 3:00am after picking up her prescription.
Didn't sleep at all.
The ex rays showed that she shattered her heel bone in her right foot
The good news now is, she's had her surgery and they put pins and plates in it. The surgeon said "I had to humpy-dumpty it back together."
She's in Lubbock right now so her mom can take care of her while I stay working. She'll be back to Denton this Friday. Cast goes on soon. She won't be back to normal until December(hopefully).
Please, don't let your loved ones jump off cliffs. There's a good chance that they'll end up owning themselves.
Pics of me and my puppy. His name is Harley.
After two long days of laying around in the sun and having a bit too much to drink I was ready to lounge around on Monday inside the house to try and cool off. My girlfriend decided that was a terrible idea and that we should go to a lake in Denton. We live about twenty minutes away from the lake, Roy Rodgers or something I believe. I finally caved in and we headed out there to hang out with her friends.
The lake.
We finally met up with her friends around 6:00 at the lake. Turns out all these moronic kids have been cliff jumping all day. It's about a twenty foot fall, and what we're guessing fifteen feet of water. I thought it was the dumbest shit I'd ever seen, but Kalie insisted that she try it. "Everybody else is doing it", she said. I told her that it's not a very good idea, but she didn't listen.
Well, she jumped off the cliff. I looked down to see where she landed, and I saw sand at the surface of the water. Then she popped up and said "I hit the bottom, my foot is broken."
"Great" I think to myself as I'm hauling ass down to go grab her up out of the water. Long story a little shorter we arrive at the hospital at 8:00 and don't leave until 2:00, got home at 3:00am after picking up her prescription.
Didn't sleep at all.
The ex rays showed that she shattered her heel bone in her right foot
The good news now is, she's had her surgery and they put pins and plates in it. The surgeon said "I had to humpy-dumpty it back together."
She's in Lubbock right now so her mom can take care of her while I stay working. She'll be back to Denton this Friday. Cast goes on soon. She won't be back to normal until December(hopefully).
Please, don't let your loved ones jump off cliffs. There's a good chance that they'll end up owning themselves.
Thats a pretty gay term for a guy to use
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Cliff jumping is the best dude. I have been doing it since highschool and look forward to it every summer...and on shit that is a lot higher than a 15 feet or whatever. Gotta know how to jump right so you dont go shooting down 20 feet into the water...
...but yea, girls always get hurt (and people that are scared of it...more generally)
...but yea, girls always get hurt (and people that are scared of it...more generally)
