THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS AND THE INSTRUCTOR WAS IN FULL SWING. THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY. SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. SWALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!" SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM AND SAID "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER, YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER. IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER." THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION. THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND. "YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER. "I WAS JUST WONDERING. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"

(And don't give me any shit about the all caps.)

 

ZOMG ALL CAPS

 

 

Caps FTW!

 

Why isn't there a keyboard shortcut for caps lock like bold and italic?

 

Why is Raptor yelling at me???

 

Why do those tears look like blue sperm?

 

 

I had to scroll back up to look...

 

facial probably.

giggidi, giggidi giggidi.