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Old May 11, 2009 | 07:46 PM
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Pancake dipped in rabbit stew, anyone?
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Old May 11, 2009 | 08:29 PM
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Old May 11, 2009 | 11:57 PM
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Old May 12, 2009 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Ludeboye1,May 9 2009, 01:50 PM
A buddy of mine thinks he may die soon and wants to be absolutely shredded for his funeral (it's open casket). He's always been the huge bulky type guy (he's 287lbs at ~17%BF). He's inviting a ton of people to his funeral, including ex gf's and some other hot chicks he just met, and want their jaws to hit the floor when they see him at 4% bodyfat. He's worried that when he dies he will lose a lot of his gains and his muscle will breakdown and fade away.

He wants to know if he will end up looking all watery and bloated by the time the funeral starts? He's thinking the quickest he can have the funeral is 72 hrs after his death

He's also worried about his tan fading by the time the funeral starts but I told him it should be fine and if it fades I can rub some bronzer on him.
He'll only look watery and/or bloated if he dies of suffocation or drowns.

Best of luck to your friend in the afterlife.

And very sorry to hear about your loss. May God bless your soul and guide you on a glorious chariot to the heavens, where angels of the Lord shall bask in your kindness.

Your friend is forever in my thoughts and prayers, my heart goes out to you and your family in this depressing time.

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