Seven Dollar Sex
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Seven Dollar Sex
A elderly couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks '"What can I do for you?" The man replies "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The therapist is surprised that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice but he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is again puzzled, but agrees. This happens for several weeks. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man replies "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare."
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