1. Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2. Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3. Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

4. Social Security Sex: You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

5. Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Screw you."

6. Religious Sex: Which means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night.

7. Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

 

ba'zing

 

 

LOL

 

Goes along with the four orgasms:

1. The positive one "Oh yes! Oh yes!"

2. The negative one "Oh no! Oh no!"

3. The religious one "Oh God! Oh God!"

4. The fake one "Oh Raptor! Oh Raptor!"

 

^^ I actually LOLed.

 

 

is that what your GF says?

 

no, your mom

 

hahanice