Two cows are standing in a pasture, talking to each other.

The first cow says, "So, what do you think of this mad cow disease?"

The second cow replies, "Doesn't bother me: I'm a helicopter."

(Note that the title does not mean that the joke is seven years old; it means that I heard it from a friend who heard it from his seven-year-old son.)

 

Heard it but it reminds me of my favorite knock knock joke.....

Knock knock.....
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin....
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

A bear looks down at the rabbit.

"You have a problem with shit sticking to youre fur?" Asks the bear.

"No, not at all" replies the rabbit.

The bear then picks up the rabbit and procedes to whipe his ass with the rabbit.

One of the first Cub Scout jokes told by a father on one of our first camp outs. I thought it was a 'common knowledge' joke untill I told it to someone last week.

 

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................































So I told her to **** off.

 

^^ LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

 

I'm disappointed in you
the title may be grammatically correct but there's so many way to say this better
joke from a seven-year old
joke by a seven-year old
seven-year old boy's joke

(just thought I give you a pointer on writing )

 

There was an Indian on a reservation that went to a local general store and asked the man behind the counter for some Charmin toilet paper and said "Me want Charmin." The man behind the counter told him "i'm sorry, but we are all out of Charmin, and all we have left is this generic, no name brand toilet paper." The Indian said "ok" and took the generic, no name brand. A few days later the Indian man comes back to the store and says to the man behind the counter "me name generic brand toilet paper." The man at the store said "oh really?, what did you name it?" The Indian said "me name it, John Wayne," and the man behind the counter asked why the hell he named it John Wayne? The Indian said "because its ROUGH, its TOUGH, and it TAKES NO SH*T FROM THE INDIANS!"

 

If you had a donkey and I had a rooster and your donkey ate my roosters two feet, what would you have??

















Two feet of my cock in your ass!

 

This reminds me, we don't have an official joke thread. So I decided to start one: https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.ph...T&f=3&t=356295