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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 06:22 PM
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Originally posted by 4igs2000
I Find it quite hard to "Bone" in the s2k, unless the top is off. Both tops to be exact
At least the leather interior gives you a good wipe clean surface...
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 06:25 PM
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i'm not 14...i'm 22
s2kibum...you sound like a conservative old buzzard who sits on his ass wishing for the days when he could get some
in fact i would say you are the sex symbol for women who no longer care...you're at a age now, where if a woman says "no", you say thank you...


no harm intended...its all in good fun of course
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 07:21 PM
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Originally posted by max_payne
i'm not 14...i'm 22
s2kibum...sound like a conservative old buzzard who sits on his ass wishing for the days when he could get some
in fact i would say you are the sex symbol for men who no longer care...you're at a age now, where if a woman says "yes", you say thank you...


no harm intended...its all in good fun of course
Now now boys, let's play nicely...
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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 01:45 PM
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This topic has been discussed before and it is very possible to have sex in the S2K. You just have to come up with some creative positions and have to be somewhat flexible.
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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 05:02 PM
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not an old buzzard - but about to hit forty! Don't have to fight the wife off with a stick, but also don't have to beg!

Guess I have to blame the "innocence" of your language on the quality of schools today...

Conservative? Let's see what you become when you start making some - money that is!

And no, I haven't "boned" in my s2k! Had a great Pinto wagon back in high school tho...
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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 07:12 PM
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ok ok...i spoke quickly...
cant..c-c-c-cant we all...j-j-j-ut get along
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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 09:50 PM
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Get a room! Hell, even a refridgerator carton would offer more space than our little S2k. You'd have to be some sort of masochistic contortionist to want to do the deed there.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 11:21 PM
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Over the bonnet
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 12:20 PM
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The way I see it (since I don't own an S) you take out the wind deflector, lean her/him over there with yours and hers/his (depends on your preference) legs going down into the footwells.... then again, I've only done the deed in a massive station wagon, so I dunno about boning in tight little convertibles ^__^
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 12:26 PM
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Originally posted by s2kskibum
"boned"....?
"cool computer game"....?

I'm guessing you are fourteen. Bummer about the parental locks on your computer.
man i wish i could have said that before you!
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