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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 08:14 AM
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Originally posted by Takashi KazuMori
Okay, this is my personal experience ... Won't go further about that but it's not that hard, maybe cause I'm not big in size. Anyway, I don't know if it's been covered before. Simple and quite a good feat if anyone is watching. Found a nice stretch in a park with no one ... Had the top down, hopped over to the passenger side ... with me sitting down first, she then sits above me facing the airbag, lifts her skirt up while I move her satin g-string aside and just let it slide.

Okay, I suppose you can figure the rest out. It's not that hard to do and the adjustable gas suspension holds up quite well. No springing up and down or so even with extreme force. But cleaning up is quite a chore if you don't wear rubber. Hah! This sounds like some porn core erotic story. I wonder if it will be deleted or not. Hey, at least I have a warning / disclaimer about such posts sooner or later. I gave ample of notice prior, just could not resist posting some decent experience and exposure.

yes, by all means, wear a jimmy hat or have a box of tissues near by
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 08:24 AM
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Will saran (sp?) wrap work?
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 08:36 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by skitz
[B]Will saran (sp?) wrap work?
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 09:15 AM
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Originally posted by Lips2000
With the top down, sit on the armrest facing forward and let her sit on your lap. Mark
I'm happy (very happy in fact) to report that I pioneered this method in my 914 2.0 back in the early 80s. Worked then, works now!
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 09:36 AM
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This thread needs some pictures
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 09:52 AM
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Originally posted by S2R


You just called your wife a deer.
DEER PROOF REEDING POLICE(aka S2R),

I really did meen to spell it "deer". That's an inside joke between me and her.


..and the rest of the S2000online community I guess!

That was a good catch though.
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 09:55 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sondra S2K
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Awwww, Tom, did something happen to put a damper on your fun in Asheville??
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 10:45 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sondra S2K
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Awwww, Tom, did something happen to put a damper on your fun in Asheville??
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 10:51 AM
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Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY
This thread needs some pictures
What he said.

I am just following Andy around today...it's kinda fun.

Mark
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 11:24 AM
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you can do it in the passenger seat too. have her sit on your lap facing forwards...if she's small enough she can face you and do it too, but that way it's easier if you have an extra cushion to sit on.
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