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Old May 25, 2010 | 07:02 AM
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A new Army captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel. The captain replied "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges,' so the camel can stay." About a month later, the captain starts having his own "urges." Crazed with passion, he asked the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down, and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the sergeant "Is that how the men do it?" "No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."
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Old May 25, 2010 | 08:51 AM
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Captain must be a texan!
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Old May 25, 2010 | 09:20 AM
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I reading these old jokes over again
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Old May 25, 2010 | 10:03 AM
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they don't have humvees?

OK, cue the buzzkillington picture.....
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Old May 25, 2010 | 10:11 AM
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Old May 25, 2010 | 10:23 AM
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captain 8d in trunk?
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Old May 25, 2010 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,May 25 2010, 10:11 AM
thank you
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Old May 25, 2010 | 10:37 AM
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Old May 25, 2010 | 11:44 AM
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Lol
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