I found this in an old email while cleaning out my computer, thought everyone could have fun with it. Here's an example - next time some ricer wants to race you, just tell them:

I'll not race you, thou dankish beetle-headed molwarp!

Have fun! Create your own! Loads of fun for everyone!
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THE SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT


To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of
the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

Column 1 | Column 2 | Column 3

artless | base-court | apple-john
bawdy | bat-fowling | baggage
beslubbering | beef-witted | barnacle
bootless | beetle-headed | bladder
churlish | boil-brained | boar-pig
cockered | clapper-clawed | bugbear
clouted | clay-brained | bum-bailey
craven | common-kissing | canker-blossom
currish | crook-pated | clack-dish
dankish | dismal-dreaming | clotpole
dissembling | dizzy-eyed | coxcomb
droning | doghearted | codpiece
errant | dread-bolted | death-token
fawning | earth-vexing | dewberry
fobbing | elf-skinned | flap-dragon
froward | fat-kidneyed | flax-wench
frothy | fen-sucked | flirt-gill
gleeking | flap-mouthed | foot-licker
goatish | fly-bitten | fustilarian
gorbellied | folly-fallen | giglet
impertinent | fool-born | gudgeon
infectious | full-gorged | haggard
jarring | guts-griping | harpy
loggerheaded | half-faced | hedge-pig
lumpish | hasty-witted | horn-beast
mammering | hedge-born | hugger-mugger
mangled | hell-hated | joithead
mewling | idle-headed | lewdster
paunchy | ill-breeding | lout
pribbling | ill-nurtured | maggot-pie
puking | knotty-pated | malt-worm
puny | milk-livered | mammet
qualling | motley-minded | measle
rank | onion-eyed | minnow
reeky | plume-plucked | miscreant
roguish | pottle-deep | moldwarp
ruttish | pox-marked | mumble-news
saucy | reeling-ripe | nut-hook
spleeny | rough-hewn | pigeon-egg
spongy | rude-growing | pignut
surly | rump-fed | puttock
tottering | shard-borne | pumpion
unmuzzled | sheep-biting | ratsbane
vain | spur-galled | scut
venomed | swag-bellied | skainsmate
villainous | tardy-gaited | strumpet
warped | tickle-brained | varlet
wayward | toad-spotted | vassal
weedy | unchin-snouted | whey-face
yeasty | weather-bitten | wagtail

 

That could be fun.

 

cool beans, thanx!

 

HAHA... I love English insults, they sound so playful!