We're both 22, so it's not like we're the most mature spoons on the shelf.

 

We're both 22, so it's not like we're the most mature spoons on the shelf.

 

Spoons go in a drawer, you tards

 

No, I met this girl when I was employed at Allstate. She's the hot milf that looks like a mix between Amy Lee with glasses and Kelly Clarkson. Granted, I think Kelly Clarkson is hot.

 

I love the girl, and that's my problem. Typically I do respond back...way too quickly, and way too desperately. I'm trying to make myself better by not sounding like a needy tool, hence the reason I'm waiting at least three hours before I respond.

It's more complicated than it seems. She lives with her boyfriend, they just had a baby...etc.

 

I'd love to stuff that bird. . .

 

 

Spoons go in a drawer, you tards

 

If it's any consolation, whenever I'm going 80 in the fast lane and someone gets on my ass, I think of you...flip them off, and move over. =D

 

I'll take 1 & 2, Bob.

At least you didn't chime in with your obligatory :dead horse: smilie.

edit: spelling