Davy Crockett!

 

Again, my head is lopsided so shaving is not a good idea.

When something's a part of you all of your life and it starts to disappear, it can be frustrating and saddening.

 

Gym & Tan.

 

That reminds me of this guy from my local gym. He's bald and VERY pale, and often wears shorts and a wife-beater tanktop. He looks so funny, like a walking marshmallow or something. Every time I see him, I'd get upset about my own falling out hair.

 

White guys look horrible with shaved pale heads. Tan is a must.

 

Good thing we drive convertibles.

 

Yeah you're right. Your life is over. You'll never get laid again.

Shave that lopsided head of yours, workout, dress nicely, get a tan, and get some confidence. You might surprise yourself.

 

No! I will not shave my lopsided head! Plus, there's also a long scar on my scalp from a car accident, which adds more to the ugliness of a shaved head.

Looking into hair transplant options, but for now, toupees will suffice.

 

Bro, that adds like 10 pts to the badass appeal.

 

You are going to look like a dickie johnson.