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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 06:02 PM
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Ricky has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, "How you doing?" Ricky says, "Okay, but can you do me a favor bro and run upstairs and get me my slippers, my feet are freezing" Mick goes upstairs and sees Ricky's gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters lying on the bed naked. He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you." They say, "prove it." Mick shouts downstairs, "Ricky, both of em?" Ricky shouts back, "of course both of em, What's the point of f**king one?"
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 06:25 PM
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ZING!!! 10/10
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 06:55 PM
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REPOST!!!!!!
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Fredster,Jan 24 2010, 10:55 PM
REPOST!!!!!!
Repost rules: must post link to original or GTFO
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Jan 24 2010, 07:56 PM
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https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=751491
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 08:31 PM
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damn, oh well.
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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 08:41 PM
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Fredster 10/10.
Frei 1.5/10.

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Old Jan 24, 2010 | 08:44 PM
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I'll take that 1.5
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Old Jan 25, 2010 | 02:25 PM
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lol! new one to me
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Old Jan 25, 2010 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Fredster,Jan 24 2010, 11:26 PM
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