A Small White Dot

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the
teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of
chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.
'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period?

'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one,
my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Army.'

 

 

My guess is that young man will never be asked to make a presentation in front of the class ever again!

 

LMFAO!!!!

 

but Jerry Springer will ask that boy to be on his show.

 

a small "white" dot huh! Racist!!!!

 

Scot, you're on fire the past few days. Zing!

 

 

hahahaha

 

i remember that joke but it had a show-and-tell spin to it.