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Some old "non-ricer" guys cracked me up

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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 09:34 AM
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So over here in Iraq funny topics pop up and I figured I'd share this one with you. So my supervisor is an old muscle car guy and talks about how he can throw 1grand into his 09 mustang and make it run 10's..( myself not knowing much on FI and such) I wanted to argue and told him it was retardly impossible and some other guy comes in out of no where (hes from the maintenance shop) and says yo kid your what 12? and drive a civic huh..you ricer kids always trying to beat up on us muscle car fanatics. so then i told him..alright first of all i dont drive a civic i drive an s2000..he interupts and says a what? i just tell him..HONDA with a 4 in it. ( we eventually get into an argument about quarter mile times) so i told him it runs a 13.9 stock quarter mile ( since they run in a straight line instead of getting on the other side of that circuit) lol. my supervisor says what!? no way can a 4 run a 13.9 stock thats bogus.. haha so i tell them google it. they freak when they see it in big bold letters STOCK s2000 quarter mile! haha and then says well i could supercharge my car and beat your s2000. as i walk out to get back to work told him well my s2000 could beat your mustang stock just to piss him off even more.

Hope yall enjoy it as much as i did figured if i found it funny some of yall might. Im sure some of you have some similar stories where people rag on you cuz you drive a honda. haha
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 10:10 AM
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inb4 cool story, bro.
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 01:21 PM
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I keep getting in the same arguments with the guys in my shop too over this. After trying too hard at telling me his SS Camaro will keep through the turns with me. Eventually he'll pull out the "Well...try holding up against my ZX6R". That's when I walk off.
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by s2kMyth,Jan 2 2011, 01:34 PM
So over here in Iraq funny topics pop up and I figured I'd share this one with you. So my supervisor is an old muscle car guy and talks about how he can throw 1grand into his 09 mustang and make it run 10's..( myself not knowing much on FI and such) I wanted to argue and told him it was retardly impossible and some other guy comes in out of no where (hes from the maintenance shop) and says yo kid your what 12? and drive a civic huh..you ricer kids always trying to beat up on us muscle car fanatics. so then i told him..alright first of all i dont drive a civic i drive an s2000..he interupts and says a what? i just tell him..HONDA with a 4 in it. ( we eventually get into an argument about quarter mile times) so i told him it runs a 13.9 stock quarter mile ( since they run in a straight line instead of getting on the other side of that circuit) lol. my supervisor says what!? no way can a 4 run a 13.9 stock thats bogus.. haha so i tell them google it. they freak when they see it in big bold letters STOCK s2000 quarter mile! haha and then says well i could supercharge my car and beat your s2000. as i walk out to get back to work told him well my s2000 could beat your mustang stock just to piss him off even more.

Hope yall enjoy it as much as i did figured if i found it funny some of yall might. Im sure some of you have some similar stories where people rag on you cuz you drive a honda. haha
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 03:12 PM
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 03:17 PM
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 03:25 PM
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who cares what they do in a straight line, it what happens when ya hit the first corner that really matters
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Jan 2 2011, 04:25 PM
who cares what they do in a straight line, it what happens when ya hit the first corner that really matters
But isn't that the whole point the S anyway...
for people who ACTUALLY know know how to drive?
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SPC_Stig,Jan 2 2011, 09:52 PM
But isn't that the whole point the S anyway...
for people who ACTUALLY know know how to drive?
speaking as one of the owners who contributes to all of your high insurance rates.... no.
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Old Jan 2, 2011 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Benn-O,Jan 2 2011, 11:10 AM
inb4 cool story, bro.
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