....mj's version of smooth criminal made me paranoid while in a audio shop alien ant farm's version is much better

 

I had no idea that that song was a remake. Guess cause I don't like MJ's music.

 

What the World Needs Now is Love

What the world needs now is love, sweet love...
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love...
No not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don't need another mountain,
There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb
There are oceans and rivers enough to cross,
Enough to last till the end of time.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don't need another meadow
There are cornfields and wheat fields enough to grow
There are sunbeams and moonbeams enough to shine
Oh listen, lord, if you want to know.

Burt Bacharach - Hal David

 

mYuuki, you're not helping things...

Especially since I read through all of the lyrics!!

 

Greg I couldn't stand to watch you suffer any longer. Here's the complete cure!!

The Chicken Song
Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance.
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
And extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith.

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears.

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again....

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars.

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks.

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa.

 

Cedric, you have sunk to far with that one.

 

Gee Greg. . .that's sad. . .hope this helps. . .

 

Ha ha ha......poor Greg.

 

Uh, hey Greg, if you're really serious about this, could you go ahead and send along my newsletter first?










"Behold the lovely Brown Recluse in it's natural state..."

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's just to good! Remember this one Greg:

They're comming to take me away hoho
They're comming to take me away hehe
To the funny farm
Where life is happy and everything is jolly
They're comming to take me AWAY!!

Cheers

Jeff