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something i found on gixxer.com
some funny sh!t i saw on gixxer.com
here is the original thread, http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthr...=263445&page=6 . Some guy is geating cheated on and asked for advice, so this busa guy shares a rather funny story. Enjoy
Originally Posted by Busa
Man I am soooo sorry to hear this shit... We have all been there though. This is what happened to me, it is a long one, so get your glasses cleaned off...
My current wife of 4yrs (we have been together for 7yrs) I found out was talking to this dude she was working with and was on the path to cheating on me when I caught her on the phone with the phuktard in the bathroom when I came in early from work one day, being quiet and listening to the conversation (she had the bastard on speakerphone), he asked her if she would like to take the next step and go out to dinner and she said that she would have to think about it...
I didn't say anything, but kept my eye out and when the phone bill came in, I seen his number on there several times but still didn't say anything because she came home from work on time every single day as well as went to work on time, and I had lunch with her every day as well (we worked within 2 miles of eachother)... Anyways about 2 weeks later she says that she and one of her girlfriends was going to go out to a movie together on saturday night, I was like, "thats cool, I am going riding with a few buddies anyways, go ahead and have fun"... I borrowed a buddies car and followed her where she met up with him, and then followed them on to the movies (I can't believe she actually told me where she was really going, what an idiot)... I took a couple of pics of them getting out of his car and a few pics of them walking into the theater and went back home and called up one of my old **** buddies and somewhat told her what was going on, but told her that she wasn't going to be back tonight, and she said that she would be right over to comfort me... She got there and we started ****** like rabbits on the livingroom couch, and I turned up the music really loud so we couldn't hear her opening the door (knowing that my girlfriend would be home at any time), and sure enough, she walks through the door and I never skipped a beat, I pounded the living hell out of that shit while she was crying and standing there and kept screaming WHY, WHY WHY, but wouldn't walk away, she just kept watching us **** and crying... So I finally unplugged from jessica(who was laughing her ass off through all of this I might add), and called my wife (girlfriend at the time) every name I could think of and told her what a cheating whore she was and told her that I had proof, and this was her payback and (still naked as hell, and jessica was as well) she demanded to see my proof, and I showed her the pics, and she said he was just a friend, and there wasn't anything going on (even though one of the pics he had his hand on her ass as they was going into the theater), so I told her to get the F out of my house so I could **** someone that was worthy of being ****ed and she started screaming and crying as I pushed her out the door and locked it, and she proceeded to scream and cry outside the door, but me and jessica just started ****** again, but we was ****** right beside the door and jessica was moaning like a wild woman until we didn't hear kay anymore, and then took a shower...
2 days later, I get a phone call from Kay saying how sorry she was and admitted that she was caught in the act, but had not done anything with him other than kiss him in the theater and I just hung up on her... and she called back over and over and over, but I didn't answer the phone, and she finally quit calling for a few days... The following friday, me and jessica went out to eat at our local mexican place and on the way in, the guy she was with was walking out of there, and before I could even think, he had already knocked the shit out of me and we went to the ground, but I be damned if I was going to let that bastard get the best of me so while he was hitting me in the face, I put my thumb so far in his eye that I could feel bone and he quit fighting and started screaming that I had put his eye out, by that time, people had just started coming out of the resturant to see what was going on, and me and jessica ran to the car and hauled ass... About 30min after we got back home, 2 cops came by my house and arrested me and said that I had put the guys eye out, and that I was going to jail for assult and battery... and guess what, about 2hrs after getting in my jail cell, Kay (my girlfriend, wife now) of all people freaking bailed me out, I met her at the front of the police department with the bails bondsman and she was crying her eyes out and the first words out of her mouth was "james, please let me come back home, it was a horrible mistake that will never happen again", so we went home, and there was jessica sitting on the couch waiting for me to get back... Jessica walked right up to Kay and punched her in the face and bloodied her nose, and told her what a stupid bitch she was for doing what she did, and if it ever happened again that she would **** her up, and **** me like she never had before and make her watch it again.
The assult charges got dropped on me because a ton of people reported that he assulted me and all I did was defend myself... Serves the peice of shit right, not only did he not get a peice of ass, he is now missing an eye for the rest of his life because of it... He wont look at another woman with that eye anymore in attempt to screw someones relationship up. Karma is a bitch!
That was all of it, me and my wife got married almost 2yrs later, and have been VERY happily and faithfully together, and have had 2 wonderful kids and we couldn't be happier with each other.
here is the original thread, http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthr...=263445&page=6 . Some guy is geating cheated on and asked for advice, so this busa guy shares a rather funny story. Enjoy
Originally Posted by Busa
Man I am soooo sorry to hear this shit... We have all been there though. This is what happened to me, it is a long one, so get your glasses cleaned off...
My current wife of 4yrs (we have been together for 7yrs) I found out was talking to this dude she was working with and was on the path to cheating on me when I caught her on the phone with the phuktard in the bathroom when I came in early from work one day, being quiet and listening to the conversation (she had the bastard on speakerphone), he asked her if she would like to take the next step and go out to dinner and she said that she would have to think about it...
I didn't say anything, but kept my eye out and when the phone bill came in, I seen his number on there several times but still didn't say anything because she came home from work on time every single day as well as went to work on time, and I had lunch with her every day as well (we worked within 2 miles of eachother)... Anyways about 2 weeks later she says that she and one of her girlfriends was going to go out to a movie together on saturday night, I was like, "thats cool, I am going riding with a few buddies anyways, go ahead and have fun"... I borrowed a buddies car and followed her where she met up with him, and then followed them on to the movies (I can't believe she actually told me where she was really going, what an idiot)... I took a couple of pics of them getting out of his car and a few pics of them walking into the theater and went back home and called up one of my old **** buddies and somewhat told her what was going on, but told her that she wasn't going to be back tonight, and she said that she would be right over to comfort me... She got there and we started ****** like rabbits on the livingroom couch, and I turned up the music really loud so we couldn't hear her opening the door (knowing that my girlfriend would be home at any time), and sure enough, she walks through the door and I never skipped a beat, I pounded the living hell out of that shit while she was crying and standing there and kept screaming WHY, WHY WHY, but wouldn't walk away, she just kept watching us **** and crying... So I finally unplugged from jessica(who was laughing her ass off through all of this I might add), and called my wife (girlfriend at the time) every name I could think of and told her what a cheating whore she was and told her that I had proof, and this was her payback and (still naked as hell, and jessica was as well) she demanded to see my proof, and I showed her the pics, and she said he was just a friend, and there wasn't anything going on (even though one of the pics he had his hand on her ass as they was going into the theater), so I told her to get the F out of my house so I could **** someone that was worthy of being ****ed and she started screaming and crying as I pushed her out the door and locked it, and she proceeded to scream and cry outside the door, but me and jessica just started ****** again, but we was ****** right beside the door and jessica was moaning like a wild woman until we didn't hear kay anymore, and then took a shower...
2 days later, I get a phone call from Kay saying how sorry she was and admitted that she was caught in the act, but had not done anything with him other than kiss him in the theater and I just hung up on her... and she called back over and over and over, but I didn't answer the phone, and she finally quit calling for a few days... The following friday, me and jessica went out to eat at our local mexican place and on the way in, the guy she was with was walking out of there, and before I could even think, he had already knocked the shit out of me and we went to the ground, but I be damned if I was going to let that bastard get the best of me so while he was hitting me in the face, I put my thumb so far in his eye that I could feel bone and he quit fighting and started screaming that I had put his eye out, by that time, people had just started coming out of the resturant to see what was going on, and me and jessica ran to the car and hauled ass... About 30min after we got back home, 2 cops came by my house and arrested me and said that I had put the guys eye out, and that I was going to jail for assult and battery... and guess what, about 2hrs after getting in my jail cell, Kay (my girlfriend, wife now) of all people freaking bailed me out, I met her at the front of the police department with the bails bondsman and she was crying her eyes out and the first words out of her mouth was "james, please let me come back home, it was a horrible mistake that will never happen again", so we went home, and there was jessica sitting on the couch waiting for me to get back... Jessica walked right up to Kay and punched her in the face and bloodied her nose, and told her what a stupid bitch she was for doing what she did, and if it ever happened again that she would **** her up, and **** me like she never had before and make her watch it again.
The assult charges got dropped on me because a ton of people reported that he assulted me and all I did was defend myself... Serves the peice of shit right, not only did he not get a peice of ass, he is now missing an eye for the rest of his life because of it... He wont look at another woman with that eye anymore in attempt to screw someones relationship up. Karma is a bitch!
That was all of it, me and my wife got married almost 2yrs later, and have been VERY happily and faithfully together, and have had 2 wonderful kids and we couldn't be happier with each other.
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I smell a rat, the story is a little bit too much on the fiction side of things.
Cliffnotes, stupid attention seeking people who write erotic stories don't know how to paragraph or use punctuation.
Not referring to the OP who shared the content with us.
Cliffnotes, stupid attention seeking people who write erotic stories don't know how to paragraph or use punctuation.
Not referring to the OP who shared the content with us.
Not a very surprising story!
