i like diamond going at the top. even though i think the diamond industry is retarded. but they've done well to make me put it at the top of my list.

unobtainium
diamond
platinum
gold
silver
bronze
tin cup
aluminum foil
pewter

 

It really does not matter what analogy you use as long as the top is > than the bottom

Gold
Silver
Bronze


Kiss - keep it simple stupid.

 

but Platinum just sounds so much better + yellow gold is FUGLY.

Platinum
Gold
Silver

 

Yup, titanium at the top is silly. If you must have 5 levels, put diamond on top.

 

^OMG. you know the ways of the flying spaghetti monster?

 

Price per pound Item
$0.52 All purpose flour
$0.80 Zinc
$0.85 Lead
$1.00 Bottled water
$1.81 Pennies
$3.50 Copper
$4.54 Nickels
$9.00 Nickel
$12 Bulk hemp fiber
$20 Dimes
$20 Quarters
$26 Turkey feathers
$50 Maine Coon Cat (Pet quality ~20 lbs)
$56 Dollar coins
$65 Uranium (as U3O8)
$112 Kobe Beef Filet Mignon
$160 Kopi Luwak
$181 Human Blood
$197 Silver
$322 Printer Ink
$410 Peacock feathers
$454 One Dollar Bills
$907 Two Dollar Bills
$907 Lottery Tickets (California $1 scratch-offs)
$1,000 Saffron
$2,000 Marijuana
$2,268 Five Dollar Bills
$2,300 Industrial diamonds
$2,495 LZR Swimsuit
$4,287 Palladium
$4,500 Ambergris
$4,536 Ten Dollar Bills
$9,072 Twenty Dollar Bills
At least $10,000 Any object brought to ISS
$12,000 Gold
$20,679 Platinum
$22,680 Fifty Dollar Bills
$22,680 Cocaine
$45,359 Hundred Dollar Bills
$77,292 Rhodium
$11,400,000 Good-quality, one-carat diamonds
$55,000,000 LSD
$26,000,000,000,000,000 Antimatter

http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/density

 

antimatter sponsorship package it is

 

Change Titanium to Baller.

 

Speaking of...

Baller
Poseur
VIP
Ricer
Hellaflush

Maybe?