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Old Jan 4, 2007 | 01:19 PM
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bet you they sell like crazy if it comes in flavors.
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Old Jan 4, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jan 5 2007, 01:50 AM
2.)Pain in the ass to carry around...
I used to just put mine in my wallet you sound like you're pre-loading for some pillow biting
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Old Jan 4, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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There is still one major drawback. . . you know how cold aerosols are so what happens when the cold latex hits and the turtle withdraws it's head?
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Old Jan 4, 2007 | 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Wildncrazy,Jan 4 2007, 03:03 PM
There is still one major drawback. . . you know how cold aerosols are so what happens when the cold latex hits and the turtle withdraws it's head?
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Austblue,Jan 4 2007, 05:29 PM
pre-loading for some pillow biting
That must be homo-talk, I'm not fluent in gay lingo, but I'm sure you could enlighten us . How does "Pain in the ass to carry around... " translate into pre-loading for pillow-biting? You must have been only jackass on this board to interpret a homosexual undertone in that comment.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 06:38 AM
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How would you carry around your little sprayer? Wouldn't fit in the billfold.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 07:29 AM
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That should also work like wax to remove any hair it comes in contact with. Shoot your load, start to shrink, start to yell as hair after hair is slowly pulled out by the root. Oh yeah, that sounds like fun. Maybe we can get Scot to test it?
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by xfer107,Jan 4 2007, 05:19 PM
bet you they sell like crazy if it comes in flavors.
no it tastes like ass, same stuff on the inside of a condom.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jan 4 2007, 08:50 AM
3.)Pain in the ass to take off before pulling out and delivering facial.
Oh man, this made my day.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 10:38 AM
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can you imagine the convo right b4 putting it on...


Her- hey baby wanna do it
Him- hell yea, here...spray me

bwahahahaha
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