so if u lose ur key are u supposed to just leave the bike chained to the pole forever?

 

apparently.

 

How many of you have ridden your bike someplace, locked it to a pole, then forgot the combination, or lost your key? That doesn't happen.

 

no really are you awake? If you are could you quickly ring congress and have them pass a rule that anyone seen walking with bolt cutters may be apprehended for conspiracy to commit bike theft

Bolt cutters are legitimately used for ....wait for it..... cutting bolts. I know, whoda thunk it right? But seriously wackos out there actually use bolt cutters to carry out their work day to day like they have a right to or something

People in other cities also make arrogant generalised statements, but not as often and not as flagrantly, but like yours they are based on something as arbitrary as the scent of a cow pat and hence just as credible as your post. Thanks and have a nice day

 

That video is hilarious!

 

He's too nonchalant. Everybody thinks it's his bike.

 

when u make it that obvious why would someone bother u, maybe if it was night time and he was wearing all black or something

if u see someone using a jimmy on a car during the day dressed normal in front of 100's of people, are u gonna think they locked there keys inside or are u gonna call the cops and say there stealing the car

the video is kinda funny but the guy is a dumbass and has to much time on his hands