http://zentatsu.com/zloc/Street%20Sweeper%20Tales.pdf

 

tl,dr

 

^worth it. extremely entertaining

 

Bruisers awesome.

 

Listen man, I'm covered to my head in stink at 3am on a Friday night. Does it look like I have a dollar? The guy then pulls a knife from his jacket pocket. This is not going to happen. [I]'m coverfed from head to toe in grime, I'm exhausted, and now a crack head is trying to mug me on my first night at work. This is not going to happen. So I did the only thing I could do. Come on, man! Give me that wallet! I hold up my hands, nod, and make a motion like I'm reaching for my wallet. Some asshat had missed the dumpster with a pallet earlier in the day and had left planks of wood scattered about behind me. I grab a plank of wood, whip around, and crack it as hard as I can on the side on the side of his face. He drops like a ton of bricks and I reached for the radio.

 

I posted this several years ago here. It is a great read and a fantastic way to fill a boring afternoon. Many of the stories are hilarious. There is some sadness, but as a whole, plenty of win to be had.

 

Repost!

 

I just finished it over a two day period. Quite entertaining.

 

I read it a couple of years ago. Awesome read.

 

good read!