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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 09:18 AM
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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know, ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'' The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know, ''Double Income, No Kids Yet." The third guy says "I'm a R.U.B., you know, "Rich, Urban, Biker." The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know, ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.'' They turn to the woman and ask her ''What are you?'' She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know, "Wash, Iron, F**k, and Entertain.''
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 09:22 AM
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lol
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 09:24 AM
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nice
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 09:42 AM
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 10:17 AM
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great, I am a DILDO
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 10:18 AM
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 10:44 AM
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 11:10 AM
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That was great!
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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I hate DILDO's
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Old Sep 8, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Sep 8 2009, 11:14 AM
I hate DILDO's
and DILDOs hate you
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