stupid mistakes thread
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Originally Posted by beanseff,Aug 14 2009, 11:55 PM
i remember when my wife was in labor for our first one, she was pushing, and yelled out "YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SON OF A B**CH"
i had been drinking with my buddies and i was buzzed, and i told her "i wanted to put it in your butt, but noooo, maybe you'll think about that next time"
she said "there won't be a next time"
i had been drinking with my buddies and i was buzzed, and i told her "i wanted to put it in your butt, but noooo, maybe you'll think about that next time"
she said "there won't be a next time"
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Originally Posted by Impulse147,Aug 15 2009, 01:28 AM
Back in my freshman yr. in high school I had a few friends over including a girl I liked,rummaging through old tapes to listen to music I found one not marked,it was a tape from our old answering machine.
The very first message was from my first grade teacher telling my mother i peed my pants an was too embarrassed to go back into class/
I never lived that down and I was "pee pee Pearce(last name)" to my friends an several others they told all through high school.
Pretty stupid considering the tape was in a bin clearly marked "Answering Machine Tapes"
The very first message was from my first grade teacher telling my mother i peed my pants an was too embarrassed to go back into class/
I never lived that down and I was "pee pee Pearce(last name)" to my friends an several others they told all through high school.
Pretty stupid considering the tape was in a bin clearly marked "Answering Machine Tapes"
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Originally Posted by Impulse147,Aug 14 2009, 06:28 PM
Back in my freshman yr. in high school I had a few friends over including a girl I liked,rummaging through old tapes to listen to music I found one not marked,it was a tape from our old answering machine.
The very first message was from my first grade teacher telling my mother i peed my pants an was too embarrassed to go back into class/
I never lived that down and I was "pee pee Pearce(last name)" to my friends an several others they told all through high school.
Pretty stupid considering the tape was in a bin clearly marked "Answering Machine Tapes"
The very first message was from my first grade teacher telling my mother i peed my pants an was too embarrassed to go back into class/
I never lived that down and I was "pee pee Pearce(last name)" to my friends an several others they told all through high school.
Pretty stupid considering the tape was in a bin clearly marked "Answering Machine Tapes"
... And moving on.
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I have enough stupid mistakes to fill this thread page by page; but I will just put the one which haunts me.
Called a girl Mandy instead of Sandy during sex
; to my defense she looked a lot like Mandy(one of my other lady friends).
Called a girl Mandy instead of Sandy during sex
; to my defense she looked a lot like Mandy(one of my other lady friends).
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Originally Posted by beanseff,Aug 14 2009, 08:55 PM
i remember when my wife was in labor for our first one, she was pushing, and yelled out "YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SON OF A B**CH"
i had been drinking with my buddies and i was buzzed, and i told her "i wanted to put it in your butt, but noooo, maybe you'll think about that next time"
she said "there won't be a next time"
i had been drinking with my buddies and i was buzzed, and i told her "i wanted to put it in your butt, but noooo, maybe you'll think about that next time"
she said "there won't be a next time"
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