Last night I needed to get some grocery so I went to the local Safeway.
As I was driving into the parking lot looking for a space to park, an Expedition started pulling out. Since I had the right of way and was already going past his spot I kept going expecting him to wait for me to pass before pulling out. He just kept backing out (rather fast) and almost hit me. I had to swerve and honked at him. He braked and let me pass. When I pulled into a parking spots a few yards further down, he pulled along side and said

"If you were driving a bigger car, then I'd have seen you. You shouldn't be driving small cars like that".

I was stunned at what he said and simply said "OK". I didn't have a witty comeback at that time.

WTF?? So now an SUV driver is railing against others for driving small cars??!!!??

 

Maybe he needs new glasses.

 

Don't worry, he needs big car as a replacement for his small penis. I just laugh on morons like that, specially when they get into an accident and start rolling over in their tanks.

 

Acceptable comebacks.......


"Really? Well you should not drive with your head up your arse either...."

"Those of us who actually know how to drive don't need to be surrounded in three tons of metal for safety"

"I prefer to drive something cool thank you very much"

"Why don't you just go guzzle three gallons of gas between here and the end of the parking lot"


and my personal favorite..............

"UP YOURS, DOUCHEBAG!"

 

WTF? You were just gonna let him get away with it. At least cussed at him/her or something. If it were me, I'd have given him my 'military' salute.

 

I would've done a burnout, then stop and just sit there, all the while keeping my eyes glued to his. Stare the bastard down.

 

an excellent comback indeed, however, I prefer, YOU DOUCHEBAG!!1

 

Well, I didn't know whether the other driver would do something to my car while I shop.
Still it is annoying.

 

You should have said, "You shouldn't be driving a truck so big that you can't drive it safely."

 

I wonder if he uses that same excuse with small children.

"I'm sorry, but if you were a full sized adult I would have seen you standing behind my piece of sh!t, and now you'd still be alive."

What a loser.