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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:07 AM
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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn on his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse asked "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?" The doctor replied "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."









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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:11 AM
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oh I'm rolling! hahahahaha
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:14 AM
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LOL.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:19 AM
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nice
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:32 AM
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eh..... I chuckled but you've done much better raptor
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by quiksilverS2K,Jul 9 2009, 08:32 AM
eh..... I chuckled but you've done much better raptor
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 11:45 AM
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I heard one where they prescribe Viagra so the patient won't roll off the bed and break his hip.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by quiksilverS2K,Jul 9 2009, 09:32 AM
eh..... I chuckled but you've done much better raptor
Can't win em all.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 06:36 PM
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not a win.....but not a complete fail either. I chuckled
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