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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 08:45 AM
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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."





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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 09:10 AM
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eewwwww. 2/10 sorry dude
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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 09:14 AM
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Sounds like fish.
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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 09:23 AM
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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 09:25 AM
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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by The Gasman,Jun 2 2010, 09:23 AM
I noticed that this person has a refractive error.
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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 10:50 AM
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....just didnt think it was that funny. They can't all be winners though
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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 12:16 PM
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Old Jun 2, 2010 | 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jun 2 2010, 11:14 AM
Sounds like fish.
I dunno, I found this comment to be pretty clever.
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