Take her home to meet mom
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Sep 13 2007, 05:22 PM
Have you ever met a girl that you just want to take home to mom? I don't mean that in the sense that she's a really nice girl and she should meet your mom...I mean...take her home to mom...because that's where you live...
And after you do take her home to meet mom, you end up doing the dirty...and your mom walks in your room in the morning to see her baby boy nekkid under the covers with a big boobied chick?
Classic.
Also, what's the etiquite on skeeting on a girl you just met. Am I supposed to catch it or am I supposed to spell my name on her face?
And after you do take her home to meet mom, you end up doing the dirty...and your mom walks in your room in the morning to see her baby boy nekkid under the covers with a big boobied chick?
Classic.
Also, what's the etiquite on skeeting on a girl you just met. Am I supposed to catch it or am I supposed to spell my name on her face?
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From: Luke AFB, AZ
yea my mom is traditional and she only wants me to be with an indian girl that is catholic. my current gf is white and she doesnt have a religion and all my previous ex's were puerto rican, guyanese, white, and japanese and my parents knew nothing of them. my mom is a die-hard catholic, for example, my dad switched to becoming protestant one day and mom found out and she kicked his ass. he had bruise marks all over his arms, his face, and his neck. when i saw this the first time i asked my mom what happend. she said "its part of their religion" and then my dad went inside. Then my mom told me that she had beaten him. After that me and my brother started laughing at my dad and said stuff like "HAHAHA, you got your ass kicked by mom!!! HAHAHA" So yea, my mom will never find out about my girlfriend because if she does, well i really dont want to know. I really dont like the indian girls in my area because they are too filled with drama and bullshit and i just have a very high attraction for asians, white girls, and spanish girls