cant be worse than my old highschool they dont let you eat burgers anymore cuz they are "too fattening" poor fatsos

 

My high school had Pepsi and vending machines, but you couldn't use them until AFTER school. They were on a timer that prevented you from getting a soda or candy bar at lunch or between classes.

 

I think my favorite quote from the story is:

Residential adviser Amber Davis said the party degraded women.

"There are other ways they can go out and get a girlfriend if that's what they want," she said.