Talking on airplanes
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Talking on airplanes
A man was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the man turned to her and said "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger "What would you like to talk about? "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about the banking crisis?" "OK, " she said, "but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. "Why do you suppose that is?" The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies "Do you really feel qualified to discuss banking when you don't know shit?"
