My VAG is kinda beat up so i want something that will stay put. Is it worth the extra $ or should I just get the off brand?

 

Just soil your underwear and be done with it.

 

Seriously Scot, if your girlfriend's power tools are traversing your prolapsed orifices faster than a TGV through France, you might want to try this product.

 

First of all scotty that's NOT your VAG since your vag is on your GF. Your prison boyz got you all mixed up.

Secondly, you need to start shifting the Viper with your hand and not your ass.

Third, Maxi-pads work better and will feel better on yer huevos...

 

I hear the pearls are great

 

Try using a Dyson

 

Sham-wow.

 

Swiffer.

 

rubber cork from lowes. Drill a small hole and plug it with another small cork. Wanna pee, uncork small cork.

 

is it worth it?