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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 05:24 AM
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Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

Capital Gains Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Court Fines (indirect taxes)

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel permit tax

Gasoline Tax (42 % per gallon)

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)

Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Local Income Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Pistol Permit Tax

Septic Permit Tax

Service Charge Taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)

Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Road Toll Booth Taxes

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone federal excise tax

Telephone federal universal service fee tax

Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes

Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax

Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax

Telephone state and local tax

Telephone usage charge tax

Toll Bridge Taxes

Toll Tunnel Taxes

Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)

Trailer registration tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was
the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.


What the hell happened?
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 06:33 AM
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Damn.....GAS GUZZLER TAX (think thats luxury tax now)
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 12:59 PM
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FICA (Federal withholding for Social Security & Medicare)

Estate tax (Federal & State)

Gift tax (Federal & State)

Generation-skipping transfer tax (Federal)

Business property tax (municipal)

Value added tax (Federal)

Local Symbols Use Tax (state)

Hotel/Resort tax (county)

Gambling Activity Tax (state/county)

Airport Tax (state)

Rental Car Tax (state)

Franchise tax (state)

**That's all I can think of right off the top of my head**

EDIT: There's a new small tax added to the purchase of airline tickets to help fund Homeland Security--don't remember what it's called.
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 02:21 PM
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i'm moving and starting my own country
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Old Sep 30, 2003 | 05:59 AM
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Originally posted by Midnight Runner
i'm moving and starting my own country
Just be sure to pay your "Succession and Relocation Tax." Then, of course, you'll need to sign a non-aggression pact with the US, so there will be the "Please Don't Nuke My New County Tax."

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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 10:49 AM
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Did you know that LUST is taxed? (Jimmy Carter is in trouble)


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