He won't sit on the TV.

 

I got him to:

Read a book
Leave (this one was pretty funny)

But the very best yet...

"Flip me off"

 

Oooh, and he'll piss on the couch!

 

Sorry guys this is all pre recorded. I just told him to make a fort too and the pillows were in the EXACT same configeration as above. Also the guy is on ALL the time. for two days straight I ahve been comming back to this site, and he's always there ready to go.

 

haha told hiim to jack off. They put up a censored bar.

 

Whoa, this is good! He even plays basketball!

 

tell him to "pee on the carpet"
he has 2 reactions to this, so tell him twice in a row to see the difference!!!

by far the best

 

Tell him to take a sh!t

 

I told him to dry hump the chair, which he did, but they put up a censored banner! He got on all fours and barked like a dog (complete with fire hydrant pissing), and the Macarena.

 

mine was "stop, drop, and roll"