I hope his boss is female or we're in for some seriously disturbing pictures

 

 

she is...but they does not mean the pictures would not be disturbing :shudder:

i feel like the professor in animal house where he is trying to get the class to pay attention and they wont

"Jennings: But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job! "

 

A nice bottle of scotch? Get one for me too. kthxbye

 

an assorment of climbing gear that people run through or need refreshed supplies of would be cool (caribiners, pulleys, grabs etc)

hobby specific supplies is always cool especially if you share the hobby and know what that person needs/wants

 

A nice expensive bottle of wine, from Napa, of course.

 

opus to the 1st

 

2000 Heitz. . . or Sosabe if you're looking for a bargain. . .

 

I vote for the two hookers.

 

with one cup...