A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" screams the son." "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer. We're sick of each other and sick of talking about this, so you can call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes: "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, '"I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately: "You are not getting divorced. Don't do anything until we get there, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. Do you hear me?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife: "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

 

clever

 

Thats kind of like when you call your parents for money and tell them that some girl is sueing you for child support when you didn't even know that you had a kid with her. Then you give them the lawyer's name who to make the check payable to and they inadvertently pay for your DUI defense.

I'm not saying I did that. Just heard about it...

 

I don't know how it's like that except someone else is paying for something that you'd have to but that's a pretty funny idea Very clever!

 

I don't see the difference? It all seems relevant to me!

 

hehe good one

 

that reminds of when my mom got her car fixed by Firestone and they charged her for a power steering motor but it turned out to be the antenna making the whistling noise...

 

not bad

 

he he nice

 

Someone wasn't hugged enough as a child. :


Though...