What does squirrel meat taste like?

 

^ tastes like chicken...

 

Anyone you know have a box trap? It is a cage that you place some food (the aforementioned peanut butter is the best) when they walk into the trap/cage and step on this little plate the trap closes and you can take it outside and let it go.

 

Seriously, get a dog. No wait, get a dog that shoots bees out of its mouth. So when he barks, he shoots bees at the squirrel. Now wait, I know. Get a bunch of monkeys and dress them up and make them re-enact the Civil War.

 

day 6...hes going strong. got the windows again. we brought a cat home from his work today. i doubt thats going to work, but my dad is keen on the cats ability.


anyway, he still didnt bit anything in the box trap. oh well, we boarded the basement entrance so he cant get to the den now.

 

dude you sure love the Simpsons!

 

flood the basement and release scuba diving scorpions.

 

The squirrel seems to have absconded with the grammar and spelling.

 

Here's what to do..

1. learn how to spell.. this is probably the most important step
2. wear some protection.. you do not want to get bitten. Rabies shots are no fun.
3. catch the thing.. or kill it.

 

close all doors. move your whole house to fallujah. wait for the evening news.