A 79-year-old man walked into a doctor's crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" He replied "There's something wrong with my dick." The receptionist became irritated and said "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." The receptionist replied "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone?" the man asked. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering. The receptionist smiled smugly and said "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear." The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?" "I can't piss out of it."

 

Actually had me chuckle here at my desk

 

Funny!

Thanks Raptor.

 

Oldie, but a goodie!

 

hah. gave me a laugh

 

 

 

hahahahaha. People are stupid, dont ask a question with a room full of people if the answer COULD be "embarrassing". Its a doctors office, everything is a personal "embarrassing" answer. The receptionists question was out of stupidity and was only her fault, you NEVER blame the "customer/patient"

 

[QUOTE=Angerman,Jan 14 2010, 10:26 AM] hahahahaha.

 

Family Guy ftw