'Help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope'

'You must learn the ways of the force if you are to come with me to Alderan'

'beep beep bloop beep bop blerp'

 

Unedited version

"Luke, I AM your father!" (smirk)
"**** you!!!" (finger)

Edited version

"Luke, I AM your father!" (serious)
"Nooooooooooooooooo" (crys)

 

[QUOTE]"Luke, I AM your father!" (serious)

 

"I sure hope that old man fixed that tractor-beam or this is going to one short trip. OK Chewey...hit it!"

Mark

 

 

"sorry about the mess..."

 

So Luke and Darth Vader are having an intense lightsaber battle. Darth is struggling, feeling the young Luke start to get the upper hand. The wily old Vader begins his verbal attack:
Vader: Luuuke, I already know what Santa's brought you for Christmas...
...Luke is caught off gaurd by Vader's statement, and Darth regains control of the battle...
Luke (beildered): How, how could you know?
Vader: Because I have felt your presents!

Sorry! I'm one of the folks that could recite Episode IV to you by rote, including the droid beeps and alien gurgles. I've already caught several goofs in people's quotes here but I'll spare you...

A few of my favorites:

Han Solo: Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that.
Obi-Wan: Who's more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows him?

(C-3PO wandering around Lando's place)
C-3PO: Ahh, nice to see a familiar face.
3PO droid: E chu ta
C-3PO: How rude!

(Episode VI as Han and Luke are reuinted in Jabba's palace)
Luke: Han!
Han: Luke! Hey, how we doin'?
Luke: Same as always...
Han: That bad, huh?

 

I like this one:

The circle is now complete; when I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

 

Han: Laugh it up fuzzball! But you didn't see us in the south passage... where she showed her true feelings for me.

And later...

You like scoundrals... you don't have enough scoundrals in your life.

 

Not Han Solo but Harrison Ford:

You know how a girl gets a guy excited.... she shows up. That's it, were easy.