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Thick girls at Sonny's - m4w - 23 (Sonnny's on Archer)
Date: 2009-08-11, 1:32AM EDT
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I saw your big phat asses at Sonny's on Friday evening. One of you was blond with waved hair and the other one of you was a brunette, you were with a bunch of lame looking dudes. I think one of you was wearing a green blouse, though it was likely covered in sweet-n-tangy barbecue sauce by the time I left. I don't know what the two of you ordered, but I bet you both could polish off a full rack of St. Louis bbq ribs each! I dig that.

Both ya'll were thick country girls with plenty cushion for the pushin'. I want to have a threesome with you two. Those guys you were with may possibly think you're both fat and are either cheating on you or secretively unattracted to you. I don't know, they could be just like me. I ain't saying you're not fat, just saying that I dig that, and you both had really pretty faces, and large racks... and that I'd like to hit it from behind.

I got five on it.

Here's the perfect date: We smoke a blunt, get the munchies, and I take take you both to Gator Docksides for all-you-can-eat wings. And we all eat a lot of wings. Then we have a threesome.

 

Best pick up line ever: "I don't care what all the other guys say, I don't think you're fat."

 

That dude is so romantic... wings and a threesome? every woman's dream.


Best pickup line ever: "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

 

classy

 

fail

 

"And then we have a threesome" isn't bad, either.

 

 

haha

 

fixed

 

Wait........was it this guy?

It must be!!!