THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nuclear
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.

 

I'll be trying all of these later this evening

 

No I don't want head...

I've tried and I've tried and I've tried...

 

Any sentence that starts with "No".

Good list

 

lol

 

I'm drunk right now.. I have no clue what The Raptor typed..

 

most common thing you'll say when you're drunk and getting treated in the ER: "I was minding my own business, when these two dudes..."

 

oldie but goodie.