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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 08:14 AM
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MARCH 2--A Delaware man is facing a federal criminal charge after he was caught yesterday masturbating on a plane while seated next to a female passenger. Murali Nookella, a 34-year-old computer programmer, was en route to Denver from Philadelphia on a Southwest Airlines flight when a woman noticed him "fumbling underneath a blanket," according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Joel Nishida. The woman, identified only by her initials in the affidavit, said that Nookella's "eyes were closed and his hands moved all around his groin area" underneath a "mustard/gold blanket pulled up to his waist." As the woman packed up her belonging to move seats, she "looked at Nookella and saw him holding his erect penis." The woman said that Nookella remarked, "You caught me." Nookella held a napkin in his left hand, the woman told the FBI. According to Nishida's affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, the woman "did not look but heard a swishing sound. She thought Nookella wiped something." Nookella's employer told TSG that he was headed to Denver on a work assignment. Nookella was named today in a misdemeanor criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure. If convicted, he faces a maximum of 90 days in jail and a $5000 fine. (4 pages)
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 08:30 AM
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Why is it always the IT guys?

You'd think he could've had the common courtesy to hit up a bathroom stall for a few minutes...
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 08:34 AM
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She was probably giving him a hj for some $$ and he didn't pay up.
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:01 AM
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People need to mind their own business. If she'd have just lent a hand there'd have been no problem.
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Mar 15 2010, 12:01 PM
People need to mind their own business. If she'd have just lent a hand there'd have been no problem.
Hell, she probably had a shot at the Mile High Club.

She could've definitely played it better...
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:18 AM
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sounds like a penal code violation
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:38 AM
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i do that on planes all the time, the attendents never said you can't along with all the otfrt stuff.
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BerlinaBlackS2kguy,Mar 15 2010, 12:18 PM
sounds like a penal code violation
This deserves the Horatio Caine treatment.

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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:51 AM
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^WIN!
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:52 AM
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