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Old Oct 26, 2001 | 12:38 PM
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Missed a one.

Why is it called a building, when it has already been built?
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Old Oct 26, 2001 | 01:17 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Luder94
[B]Why is it when two planes almost collide in mid-air, it's called a "near-miss".
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Old Oct 26, 2001 | 01:37 PM
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If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?
I like this one. It's kindof like...

If peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter, what about Girlscout cookies?
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Old Oct 26, 2001 | 02:00 PM
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104) What did Robinson Caruso do with Friday on Saturday night?
It's Robinson Crusoe

109) How can someone walk up a hill both ways through 32 feet of snow butt naked?
It's buck naked

110) Why is it called football when you really don't use your feet at all?
The ball is in fact kicked several times throughout the game.
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Old Oct 26, 2001 | 04:28 PM
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good ones..
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Old Oct 26, 2001 | 04:31 PM
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alright you bunch of "Gallagers", that's enough.

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Old Oct 27, 2001 | 10:11 AM
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16) Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Becasue if you jumped out of an aircraft above 20,000ft you will fall in to a COMA and die.

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Old Oct 27, 2001 | 03:18 PM
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how come you don't see baby pigeons?
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Old Oct 27, 2001 | 03:32 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by NS2000X
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Old Oct 27, 2001 | 03:33 PM
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NT Technology..

GOod one.

I never really noticed that.
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