Those enzyte commercials...
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...drive me insane. i just want to bitchslap that smiling bob dude everytime i see him. very annoying and the commercials are horrible.
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edit: its this douchebag if you've never seen him
to enzyteedit: its this douchebag if you've never seen him
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He's the spokesperson for a pill that claims "natural male enhancement." Is it just me, or does taking a pill defeat the idea of "natural" male enhancement? 
I'm willing to bet there's nothing in that pill that wasn't synthesized in a lab!
And who the
coined the dumbass phrase "male enhancement." Talk about dancing around the issue. It should probably say, "Bob is a middle aged moron who couldn't satisfy his blow-up doll, let alone his wife who is banging the pool boy anyway! He takes this pill to give him enough lead in his pencil to make him think he's in charge around the house...and he has a woody at a pool party in front of all his neighbors...." If that's middle age life, take me out back and shoot me now! 
Good call, Razor! 
P.S. - I LOVE the adjective "douchebag."
I'm willing to bet there's nothing in that pill that wasn't synthesized in a lab!And who the
coined the dumbass phrase "male enhancement." Talk about dancing around the issue. It should probably say, "Bob is a middle aged moron who couldn't satisfy his blow-up doll, let alone his wife who is banging the pool boy anyway! He takes this pill to give him enough lead in his pencil to make him think he's in charge around the house...and he has a woody at a pool party in front of all his neighbors...." If that's middle age life, take me out back and shoot me now! Good call, Razor! P.S. - I LOVE the adjective "douchebag."
