My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage "long" so I thought I would share them with you .........

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food, and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Her

 

At least you know your place.

 

Very good. This sounds like the gospel according to Rodney Dangerfield.

 

LOL!!! I'll have to remember this for the future.

 

here's a tip don't get married without a prenuptial!!

 

I can sure tell your a writing major.

 

ROFLMFAO