lol; this site has turned my brain to mush!

sorry!

 

If Tom were here, he'd say this is an example of why we shouldn't do drugs.

 

We should have listened to the warnings in Top Gun. Tom Cruise IS dangerous.


...or at least he's just as wacko as Jacko.

 

[QUOTE=Cyclon36,Jun 24 2005, 11:10 AM] Tom's face isn't exactly the picture of symetry either.

 

Well I wouldn't go that far. Tom Cruise's biggest mistake is to give his opinion. As a celebrity, his opinion, whatever it may be on whatever topic, will be criticized. He should just STFU.

And Katie Holmes is a huge downgrade from Penelope Cruz.

 

Truer words are rarely spoken.

Does that mean Penelope dumped him or he moved on because she aint got bedroom skills? Or numbchuck skills, or skate board skills.....

 

"You don't know the HISTORY of psychology!! I DO!!"

"There is no such thing as chemical imbalance!"

Wow, talk about irony!! He plays the HUMAN in the War of the Worlds! Sometimes I wonder which PLANET he's from?!

 

Tom told Penelope that she is to be sacrificed in the next Scientology Convention as a sex slave....the REAL "underground" convention. And that's the end of the story.

 

He went from this Spanish beauty...



to a redneck chick.

 

I'd tag them both at the same time even.